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high jerk

High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.
Oh man we high jerked that man so hard!
by TheTwinkleToes April 19, 2016
mugGet the high jerkmug.

High Twenty

jumping and doing a high five with both hands while hitting eachothers shoes together, doing this all in the air.
"good job man! that call for a high twenty!"
by iosdiadfa January 13, 2009
mugGet the High Twentymug.

high idiot

A high idiot is most likely a Canadian who smokes or eats copious amounts of Marijuana. Common attributes are a flat beaked hat, shatter pen, and a stunned look.
That high idiot was late to work because he was waiting for his volcano vaporizer to hit optimum temperature.
by Woodler October 25, 2019
mugGet the high idiotmug.

chrontact-high

When one is sitting in a room or a car or any other confined space while others are smoking weed, however, said person does not actually take a “hit” off the pipe. As a result of being around so much smoke in a confined area one gets high (see tron, chron’d, chron, or trinitron) just from being in contact with said cloud of smoke.
(Interview with Federal Agents for a job as an IRS auditor)

IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?

Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!

IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!
by C-Murrrrrrrda December 31, 2008
mugGet the chrontact-highmug.

Starmount High

A yee yee cowboy school in the middle of no where. Known for its infamous hick building, E.
“Where did that redneck get his education?” “Starmount High.”
by youknowhowitisatbojangles April 29, 2019
mugGet the Starmount Highmug.

High school

Where you go to get jumped, high, pregnant, or killed.
by Pynklemonade December 7, 2018
mugGet the High schoolmug.

Chi-High

a high one may feel (usually referring to weed) while being in the city of Chicago, IL, USA.
It doesn't get much better than a Chi-High. It's my favorite kind.
by stickystickysticky November 26, 2010
mugGet the Chi-Highmug.

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