helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

by TeevReqq May 22, 2023

hellsummer

A summer that was terrible, awful and/or unpleasant: it felt like hell.

"That was such a hellsummer."

by KungFuLambda September 4, 2023

tartar helmet

Slang for that of a condom

I was going to tap that behind O'Grady's but she wouldn't let me through without a tartar helmet

by The Infamous B.E.D. March 18, 2008

Totally Heims

A flamboyant homosexual

That guy at the party was prancing around all night. He is totally heims.

by John Bakalis September 29, 2008

arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.

alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!

by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009

hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 April 5, 2014

slut helmet

A protective hat containing the image of a silver fox

Don your slut helmet; the thirsty are on the loose.

by saraht333 March 29, 2015