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Helmet

My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.

This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
People are always telling me they don’t like the band Helmet.
by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021
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The Rigid Helmet

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022
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Passionate Helmet

When a many places half a passionfruit over the end of his erect penis, then proceeds to have anal or vaginal sex.

Note: It's advised to use a ripe passionfruit that isn't too tart and a condom to hold the passionfruit half in place. If lost inside this becomes a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Hey man, I've been trying it on with girl but I think my cock's too small, I can barely keep her wet. I asked the women in sex shop but she just laughed at me.
Mike: No worries mate, I've never had that problem, but I know just the thing. Give her the old Passionate Helmet, use half for a Pornstar Martini for her and half for your pink sausage and she'll be foaming like a Costa Coffee. Just for God sake put a rubber over it, you don't want her getting stuck with a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Wow, cheers mate!
by PassionateSon April 21, 2020
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Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.
Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!
by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012
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helmet level activity

yo bro i smoked a fat doob im on some helmet level activity
by The gasser August 10, 2021
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safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021
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Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.
John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.
by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010
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