by themadasshatter January 16, 2012
by scrotostretch October 21, 2009
Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
by Suffolkcountycunt August 20, 2022
The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022
Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.
by Obsidian McBlade September 19, 2020
by unterwegs February 20, 2024