A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.
Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!
Jake: No you didn't.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!
Jake: No you didn't.
by MilkTorture July 04, 2021
An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.
A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."
by Genghis KaniSalad January 09, 2019
by Happy pickle January 28, 2019
To have a baby on someone means to have a child with someone other than your partner that you didn’t acknowledge them about. If your partner didn’t know when you did then you had a baby on them because you didn’t tell them.
“He had a baby on me!”
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone
by T Dict January 19, 2022
When someone lets a number of people over to their house to drink and participate in activities which usually take place at a party, but now at a lesser scale. One might tell someone else that someone is "just having kids over" in order to deter random or unwelcome people from attempting to party at this persons home.
CJ: Yooo Nick what are you up to tonight?
Nick: Oh whatup, I'm at Steve's
CJ: Oh shit, he's havn a party?
Nick: Nahh, he's just having kids over.
Nick: Oh whatup, I'm at Steve's
CJ: Oh shit, he's havn a party?
Nick: Nahh, he's just having kids over.
by Sal9 August 21, 2009
"Turn the PS4 off" to which I would reply " have a steamy one". Or , " don't be a steamy one like charlie l".
by IOLO342 July 15, 2017
Have a Pecan Day is an esoteric way of telling someone to Go "F" themselves. This comment is derived from the "Have a Magical Day" which Disney employees use to tell visitors to screw themselves without actually saying so.
by Back 9 June 14, 2021