Hankiest of Handkerchiefs

Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strong attractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'

Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"

by Hank chief March 15, 2009

rusty door handle

The act of sticking one's hand into the girls anus and then

Procceding to open her vagina like a door handle.

At first she wasn't willing to do a rusty door handle but soon she came to liking it more than anything!

by ArgibaldIII January 17, 2014

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

Hitchhiker's Handkerchief

Using one's underwear to wipe their behind in the absence of toilet paper.

That hike took a lot longer than I thought it would. I had to use the old Hitchhiker's Handkerchief and now I need new underwear.

by Stzar November 12, 2019

pull the love handles

Grabbing a BBW or chubby chick rolls or by the waist pulling her back when you're banging her from the back!

My dick big enough to pull the love handles of some fat chick

by J91GMaine November 10, 2020

jiggle the handle

(a) When your toilet bowl is continuously trying to refill after a flush but will not, you must “jiggle the handle” of the flusher for it to stop. You could then fix it yourself or call a plumber.

(b) You “jiggle the handle” when temporarily accomplishing a needed task until a more appropriate resolution is later performed.

My mother would say, when I was a kid, go in the bathroom and “jiggle the handle” on the toilet, and it will stop running.

by johnnywhitegq February 5, 2021

one-hander

A one-hander is when you only use one hand to open a soda can. This is accomplished by holding tight with the thumb and middle finger and pushing the tab up with the index finger.

1) - Man, have you learnt the one-hander?
- Yeah, learnt it yesterday.

2) One-hand that Coke.

3) You're the one-hander master?

by Holden C. October 7, 2006