honey dew delight

If you are bored with convential masterbation techniques then another option is to purchase a honey dew melon or any delicious seedless variety of the melon persuasion. Once accomplished bore a hole through the surface of the melon in question usin any tool available. Then put the said melon in the microwave for 1:35 on medium power, use your descretion(some like it hot). Once the temperature is just right insert your reproductive extremity in the melon. Hump as needed until desired effect. Once your hot load has been transplanted in the melon, call up some friends(preferably female) and invite them over for some fruit salad. Cut up the used cum recepticle into bite-size pieces and serve to the guests with either iceberg lettice or traditional cool-whip(as season dictates). Trust me your friends will love it! Half will probably say they've had it before. Enjoy!

I served up my world famous honey dew delight last night to President Bush. I had to make a second batch!

"Ain't no tellin'! What's in that melon!"

by Steve Sutton and Jared Rossman April 5, 2006

honey

Sweet edible substance produced by a bee(honey bee). A term of endearment. A reference to a good looking woman. A girls name. Also spelled; honie, hony, honi, hon.

"Honey, could you take out the trash."
"That's one fine, honey!"
"Your turn, Honey."
"Could you grab the honey from the shelf, please?"

by Honey October 24, 2004

Honey Bunz

Adjective. Slang term given to a bitch or hoe with a real fly booty.

Yo! Check out Little Miz Honey Bunz. That mothafuckah tuff!

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

honey bears

Similar in function to sticky rice; a term denoting bears who only date other bears.

Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"

by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006

Honey-Bunch

Kyle's are more known as Honey-buches these days.
They are very sweet hearted and helpful. He can make many misunderstandings and take things to fare but everyone still loves him anyways.

Honey-bunches are very cute and cuddly :3

Once you meet an Honey-bunch it is known to get very horny off them.

Honey-Bunch: Hey Baby Cakes!
Baby Cakes: Hey Honey-Bunch!

Luis looks over curious of whose calling eachother
such obserd names. Once Luis gets sight of Honey-bunch it soons runs to the bathroom.

Honey-buch: Do you hear that moaning?
Baby Cakes: Sounds like someone looked at you again!

by Baby Cakesss July 7, 2009

Honey Badger

An animal that doesn't give a shit.
Considered the most fearless animal on earth.

Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.

by Shortyman September 9, 2011

Honey Pants

A small sticky residue left in ones pants after a small accident in the middle of the night.

Scott has honey pants after a very interesting dream last night

by Jesus the Inventer October 1, 2008