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guidette

A guidette is a girl from the northern Jersey and Staten Island area. They do nothing but go tanning, have sex and go tanning. They always try to get their hair as high as they can. Guidettes are italian girls that are gorgeous. No, they are not gorgeous cuz of looks..just being italian makes them the best since italians do it best! Most guidettes got a new york accent and most of them sound like Fran Drescher from "The Nanny"...I should know cuz my girlfriend and sister are guidettes who never stop talking and they make it sound like the set of "The Nanny". A lot of guidettes are whores but who cares cuz us guido men are too. A lot of them can be seen in a nightclub either grinding a guy, giving a lapdance to someone in the "V.I.P." sextion...or they can be seen laying on the floor drunk as hell from too much tequila.
Tony: "hey did ya' see that girl in the nightclub?"
Vinny: "Yeah she is a guidette...so that means she is a whore."
by frank duh tank September 19, 2009
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Gildor

Someone who automatically fails it. Specifically, someone who has automatically failed to do something in the correct way.
"God, Alyssa's such a gildor."
by Irne May 9, 2005
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guido

Maybe if your ignorant ass came up here, or maybe u live up here in the tri-state area and did not hate on guidos, you would really know what goes on instead of just making stuff up trying to bring down us italian americans. Ok Guidos do wear tight shirts, designer jeans, but no fuzzy hats, thats homo son. Second, we are not "wiggers" or "wegros" whatever you call it. We grew up around hip-hop/rap, urban. Nothing wrong with being urban or using hip hop slang, some slangs created by us italians. Guidos basically are "pimps" or "players" who dress in clothes described above, also our "fake" gold chains as you call it. Those are called baptism chain, ok idiot?, given to us by our godfather and godmother at our baptism. Now you probably feel stupid so try to comeback with a better definition, moron. Oh yea, I am full blooded italian, but do not dress like that. Not all italians dress as you describe them to be.
guido: shut up before i pop ya weasel ass!
by BronxKid October 9, 2005
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guido

An alternative name for 'Heroin'.
Used to hide the fact that Heroin is being talked about.
Luke and Bettina went searching for Guido, only to be f****ed over by two B******ds who took our £80.

Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?

...NO, it's my Guido.
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guido

A guido...let me expalin, is a way of life. It's just not any SOB with a fuckin blowout. Its not just any poser with an armani exchange shirt...that doesnt mean shit. The true guido's are the true italian, born and raised...who go to the club and parties because THEY want to, who wear the expense clothes because THEY want to, who drive the nice cars because THEY want to...not because it fits into the ever so popular growing "guido" trend. They try to look better than the average scrub. They work hard and play harder. You are who you are, if that is naturally YOU, then you are a TRUE guido.
I consider myself a guido, because its who i am, not who i want to be.
by Gaspare December 28, 2005
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Food Guide Pyramid

A term for which all definitions have been deleted, because the duh-weebs who delete them don't have the decency or the capability to write a better daffynition.
Food Guide Pyramid is a food guide for duh-weebs.
by Downstrike November 5, 2004
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Lebanese Guido

A person with an Italian and Lebanese nationality, because of the whole Italian, Guido/Guidette fad, many of these people become very fond of their Italian culture and ignorant to their Lebanese culture. Although these 1st generation cultures are very alike, many Italian, Lebanese people try to hide or disown the fact that they are Lebanese. This making them able to say they are %100 Guido/Guidette and can hit the clubs just like the dying stars from Jersey Shore.
"I told you I don't eat lebanese food, I quit that shit!"-common Lebanese Guido thing to say
by Leb Guido February 18, 2012
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