Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Content guidelines

A list of useless information that no one reads. Like, you won't do that stuff anyway, right?

These content guidelines are sooooo long that I'll skip them.

by yesssssssssssssssooooo March 24, 2023

dirty Guinevere

Having plain missionary sex with a wood chipper while screaming gay slurs at the top of your lungs. Whilst juggling big black dildos.

1:Man my junk is destroyed.

2:why
1: I did a dirty Guinevere

by ThatTiredKid April 3, 2023

KWG GUICEBOX

KWG, GUICEBOX or, kitties with Glocks is a music collective that make genres such as hyperpop/digicore and sigilkore but is known for they’re mix of the genres or “kwgcore”

(Member list)

Xaybee (purpldrool/Xanaxcat)
Synthraxxx (Sye/klick)

Milk3y (bri)

Advanced human

Zaycho

wow that’s a kitty with a glock!!!!!!!

KWG GUICEBOX

by GUICEBOX September 19, 2023

Content guidelines

A bunch of bullshit you always skim by.

toobs: holy shit i´d rather die before reading the content guidelines, it would actually eat up half of my lifespan to do.

by im copper October 24, 2023

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl did the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was a lot to clean up.

by itzmillicent March 9, 2025