Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017

gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017

gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person

I heard Matt is a gooche boy.

by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016

gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.

Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.

by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016

whole grain gooch

The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack

Gary whole grain Gooch is just what I needed on my chips when I got home from school

by anacondacot7 May 6, 2016

The Gooch

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.

Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"

by The Wordenator September 2, 2016

Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 6, 2017