Gooch

The distance on your crotch between your thighs.

Guy1: Man's got like 3 inches of Gooch
Guy2: shit that's more like 4 inches give or take

by Your fine bro-tato chip February 22, 2024

poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)

“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.

by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.

Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)

by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022

Gooch (MR)

Sorry as fuck🤣

See that guy over there? He’s so sorry. He can’t even wheel a two. So gooch (MR) of him.

by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025

gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

Sticky Gooch

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.

I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Gooching

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.

“Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”

by Eedyas October 13, 2023