you got mommed

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

by Sprid January 21, 2006

she's got juice

When a girl doesn't need anything or anyone. She's got it going on. Think when you ask a mom with a baby of her baby needs anything. The mom may answer. "She alright, she's got juice"

Man that girl is perfect, she doesn't need anyone to take care of her, she's got juice!

by DjJuan23 February 28, 2017

i got the dub

If you win at a game or sport

Hey dude I got the dub last night at the football game

it was awesome

by OstrichBae April 21, 2018

ain't got shit

Cannot beat the competition. At times used as a taunt towards an opponent.

D-Jay: Yo, Lil' Blood. Yo toy guns ain't got shit on mah rapid-fire blaster!
Lil' Blood: We'll see about that.

by MazingerZMkII May 19, 2014

shit got real

Things getting serious.

"....And then 'shit got real', so I had to blast that bitch with my tech-nine."

by Diego August 30, 2003

I GOT DIS

when you see a situation going on, and your friend is about to do something, you stop them and say "I GOT DIS" like an idiot and do something to send yo self to the goddamn hospital

"Bro, I GOT DIS"

by Jake from State Farms Evil Twi September 29, 2013

He Got Game

A common expression used to identify someone on a basketball court who is playing strong offense and shut-down defense... the title of Spike Lee's film "He Got Game"

Jesus already has nearly all his teams points and is playing the best D i've seen in years. You better watch out for that cause he got game

by Jake Shuttlesworth April 13, 2010