Ghetto Cam

What you call it when you tryn to record your gameplay on a video game console, and instead of using a special recorder, you set up a camera in front of the screen.

George couldn't afford a 50$ plug in recorder, so he set up a ghetto cam to record his quickscopes.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 20, 2010

Ghetto OSHA

1. (adj.) Attempts at OSHA compliance through jury-rigging, improvisation or DIY, (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from all but the Naziest of OSHA adherents.
2. (adj.) Non-compliant, but nice try. E for effort.

"Safety Third!" he yelled, middle fingers raised, as he charged into the smoky abyss wearing nothing but a sweaty, ghetto OSHA do-rag.

by Pretzilla November 15, 2018

ghetto cranky

used to describe a female who can get so angry so fast and with so much attitude that you fear retribution, she may stick you or cap you.

Stay away from Carly she is ghetto cranky today.

by smarty boots December 15, 2010

ghetto trippin'

Making an excursion into a neighborhood valued comparatively lower than the locale one is accustomed to.

I hate Hastings, I didn't even need to be there I guess I was just ghetto trippin'.

by Sean Connerizzle dizzle May 22, 2008

ghetto jellyfish

A discarded condom found on a city street.

It's definitely a spot to bring hookers, there's a whole school of ghetto jellyfish on the ground.

by ibyleague December 2, 2011

ghetto harlequin

After an accident, replacing the damaged panels on your car with ones off another car that is a different colour, meaning your car has panels of differing colours.

My cars ghetto harlequin because I haven't had a chance to get it painted yet.

by Paris Hiltonz0r March 16, 2009

Ghetto Tourettes

The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.

Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.

by UrbanPaign May 6, 2011