ghetto cranky

used to describe a female who can get so angry so fast and with so much attitude that you fear retribution, she may stick you or cap you.

Stay away from Carly she is ghetto cranky today.

by smarty boots December 15, 2010

Ghetto OSHA

1. (adj.) Attempts at OSHA compliance through jury-rigging, improvisation or DIY, (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from all but the Naziest of OSHA adherents.
2. (adj.) Non-compliant, but nice try. E for effort.

"Safety Third!" he yelled, middle fingers raised, as he charged into the smoky abyss wearing nothing but a sweaty, ghetto OSHA do-rag.

by Pretzilla November 15, 2018

ghetto vision

A dream, goal or to aspire to do better in life than other thugs in your neighborhood.

Yo, my ghetto vision is happenin' for real because I'm bringin' in mo' grip on chopping these Lambo's than all those foos on the corner selling dope.

by T8NTDSOUL November 14, 2015

Ghetto Tumbleweed

any combination of indigenous dead plant life tangled with discarded hair weave, typically of kankelon fibers.

I was standing on the corner waiting for a John and a ghetto tumbleweed crossed my path.

by JanWicked October 12, 2011

Ghetto Gravity

Ghetto Gravity: It is the force that is undermines all those who grew up in the hood and have escaped the conditions of poverty to achieve heights of money and power that sends a person back to the hood at ground zero.

I made a bad choice or life undermined my success and "Ghetto Gravity" took away everything that I earned and sent me back to the ghetto and life of poverty! Now I'm back in the hood up to no good!

by Joemonet October 6, 2019

Ghetto Hell

A mixed drink comprised of 4 parts Colt 45 and 1 part vodka.

Usually consumed in a humourous light as opposed to for actual enjoyment of the combination.

An easy way to become hammered quickly and with a few laughs along the way.

After a pint of Captain Morgan, ghetto hell sounded like a grand idea to the young lad.

by The Hambone November 6, 2009

Ghetto Goose

The annunciation of “huh” when a person from an impoverished area is asking for clarification during conversation, which sounds similar to a goose honking.

You: Sir, do you know where the nearest gas station is?

Ghetto Goose: HUUUHHHHH!?

by Slim_Dikkenz January 24, 2021