Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021

Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.

Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?

by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021

Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".

"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."

by Hengeek November 21, 2021

fenderson

A calm, cool and a funny boy.Trust me you're gonna be friend with him in no time and he's gonna treat you very well..and he always go with the flow.

You've got yourself a fenderson

by Bamon November 23, 2021

fundemental

Basic/core principle of senility or insanity.

As crazy as many so-called "fundamentalists" behave, the word might be more aptly spelled "fundementalists" when referring to those absurdly-fanatical individuals!

by QuacksO November 28, 2021

Finder

A slang word for your pointer or index finger

Did you hear that Simon has a huge finder? I bet he misspells words on his phone all the time

by Bigfinder111 November 29, 2021

Funerize

To make something more fun artificially.

Yo! That rubber Chicken is Funerize the shit out of this joint!

by SquishySlime December 19, 2021