fry glove

A taboo sex move popular in Ohio, Kentucky, and Wisconsin. Typically involves a glove filled with fries (wedges are also an acceptable substitute), a bag of cheese, and at least three people.

“My wife and I had a really big fight yesterday, so I surprised her today by finally doing the fry glove with her and my best friend and our relationship has never been better.”

by KFCheesebag January 2, 2025

curly fry

The particular writings of middle easterns and others, resembles curly fries Layed down in rows.

1st person: " Can you read Curly Fry?"
2nd Person: No

by mytioarmando July 25, 2017

Frying

To nut on to a frying pan, sizzle it into a semen pancake and consume it.

"Wanna do some frying with me?'

by SoloIsHim February 17, 2025

french fry pie

when you stick fries in a girls vagina and eat them out from inside her

damn I want to do a french fry pie right now

by frenchfryguy October 31, 2018

fish fry catholic

Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.

Man, Jason is just a fish fry catholic. I never see him at church anymore.

by Tysonchicken86 April 1, 2022

Mississippi Stir-Fry

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.

In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.

by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020

Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.

Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared

by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024