Forest Turk

An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.

Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.

Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.

by BB Marv August 20, 2025

Forest Guest

Bringing out a troll doll with rainbow hair for a quick jaunt through the party. Usually his appearance is very brief.

We're going to bring out Forest Guest if the party slows down.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

hood forest

A person who has a collection of tree air fresheners in their car.

Nick's truck smells like black ice, he had hood forest of sir fresheners on his mirror.

by Big twin April 2, 2019

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021

Rain forest drizzle

When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips

Marc gave darryl a rain forest drizzle and he enjoyed it very much

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

Forest MS

There is literally nothing here but a bandwagon pile of Mexicans that when you scream “ICE” they go flying

“Hey you been to Forest Ms?”
“Yeah bro someone screamed IcE and everyone went running”

by Lil_Dick_Rick March 11, 2021

Forest man Jim

Forest man Jim is a hard to find creature usually hiding behind very slim strands of grass in the the wilderness wondering why he has not evolved to hide behind lettuce yet , frost man jim grew up idealising the grime collective ICF and went on to join the firm made up of the top boy crab and cass his second in command along with b rabbit chipmunk and donkey kong .

Is that forest man Jim seeding again

by Diggerdagger December 4, 2019