Cup of fail

Normally referred to a single individual, however, it can be directed to a group as well. It is often used when someone or a group of people are epically struggling at something and/or losing.

"Wow, the green team is getting owned by the yellow team."

"I guess it's time to brew a cup of fail for the Green Team".

by Darkmouther October 20, 2009

fail pwn

A fail pwn is best described by using an example. Say a friend of yours requests back-up in any video-game, and you tell them you can't play because you are too tired; this would be a friend fail. If on top of friend failing, your friend gets slaughtered in whatever game they played and lets you know the next day about it, the appropriate response from the absent friend would be, "fail pwn," since by their friend fail, the other was pwned.

Jonny: Wow, you left me to die last night on counter-strike. We got completely slaughtered. What a fail.....

Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.

by lglpwn January 7, 2010

Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023

fail-fro

Curly hair on a bad day. Frizzy, all over the place, heat conductor.

I did my hair but once I got to the park, I was already sporting the fail-fro.

by CaptainYellowGiraffe July 18, 2012

Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011

garage fail

A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.

"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014

urdic fail

After reading some words and their definitions on Urban Dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullshit and should have never made it onto the site. This is known as an urdic fail.

Yo, did you read the words of the day on Urban Dictionary today?

Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016