FOOBER

Foober (Noun) - The opposite of a Boofer. The Slang “Foober” generalizes astonishing people that are composed and easy going to be around. Foobers don’t let anything get to them easily, and love their friends/families above most things; holding a high degree of loyalty for them. Foobers have no need to feel important, as they already are. Being a called Foober is the highest compliment a human can be called. It is the antonym to “Boofer” as that, is the lowest insult a human can be called. As they are total opposites, Boofers and Foobers are natural born enemies.

Jordan: Guys, I found someone that can potentially be a part of our close friend group. He seems like a Foober!

Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.

by FOOBONTOP February 25, 2024

Footwriting

Handwriting so bad, it looks like you wrote it with your feet.

If only there was a magic spell or computer algorithm that can decode footwriting.

by SomeCaliGirl February 28, 2024

Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.

Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

Fosterize

To make immaterial and unnecessary changes to a document

The fucker fosterized the APA; the shithead keeps fosterizing everything.

by Sean Zweig April 8, 2024

Fooner

An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.

She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner

by Brbrbritscoldinhere May 7, 2024

Foster Gecko

A Foster Gecko is a person who is unemployed and is chronically online.

This guy is a real foster gecko, hope he leaves his room and turns off his computer one day.

by HuevoEggMexican May 30, 2024

Footcrumble

When dead skin starts to crumble on your foot.

"I think i'm having a Footcrumble"

by NotAArsonEnjoyer September 7, 2024