Football=Soccer

A white ball with black spots. The balls are exactly the same. It's football and it's soccer.

Random person 1: I love football!

Random person 2: That's soccer not football!
Rational person: Dude Football=Soccer calm your tits

by TRLSG March 15, 2015

Football Twitter

A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile

Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)

by DaddySterling May 13, 2020

Hipster Football

A Hipster football is a frisbee or "flying disk". Just as the hipsters try and stay relevant by ironically liking things, people play frisbee as an alternative to mainstream football.

Hey bro lets go toss around the hipster football.

by MTVCribs April 13, 2017

SL Football

A small youtube account, that receives a lot of views. However doesn't receive many subscribers. The youtube account used a parkour account until the video Fifa 18 honest trailer went wild. SL means Squatting Latvian. The youtube is a Latvian Australian youtuber.

Dude: SL Football should do more videos such as vlogs

by 3pt Sharpshooter June 25, 2018

demolition derby football

Where football is played with the players in cars and instead of blocking and tackleing they run to each other in the cars like in a demolition derby.

Want a go watchy demolition derby football?

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010

Footballer

Code name for a hot guy.

- Dude, did you see footballer saturday??
- I knoww he's so hot!

by dani california <3 January 17, 2009

football-bat

A term used with the expression "as queer as" to refer to someone strange or homosexual in a derogatory manner.

You think he's gay?

He's as queer as a football-bat.

by manning18 July 12, 2007