fladong

The same thing as a turkey slap, slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Man, If he/she doesn't shut up I am gonna fladong the hell out of him/her.

by Matt February 9, 2004

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

flaming susanne

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to the vagina while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the vagina to burst into flames. See flaming ted for penis.

Hey Charlotte, will grab the hand sanitizer and give me a flaming susanne?

by DB BN February 5, 2008

flaming pink

A sexual move in which a girl has to queef you take a lighter and light the queef on fire

(flaming) (pink) (vagina) (fire) (queef) (flaming pink)

by realygrossshit March 1, 2009

Flaming

The worst possible thing you can ever be called.

That stupid flaming.
You're a flaming.

Ebert: The movie Little Man, is the definition of flaming.

Bob: Marsha, why are you so sad?
Marsha: Billy called me a flaming. *whine*
Bob: WHAT!? Why would anyone call someone such a harsh and hurtful name like that?!
Marsha: I killed his family.
Bob: Oh, you flaming.

by Christopher Michael Williams-McMaster August 17, 2007

flamingo

One of the many halarious words to say out loud while chilling with your friends. Other such words include the word ointment, and flaborgasted.

Hey guys, Flamingo. Flamingo!!!

by Matthew September 2, 2004

fladingle

Mess with or jiggle

The doctors will have to fladingle you for that.

by Steven.spielberg May 3, 2017