amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008

The Fish

Where a man and a woman attempt to have sex with no hands, the man wobbles like a fish on top of the woman as he tries to penetrate the Vagina possible the Anus.

Lay on the bed woman, then I lay on top of her then I wobbled and penetrated her vagina this is what's known as the fish

by Fishyyy! October 3, 2017

ball fish

Semen, sperm, wad, jizz, junk, load, cum, spooge, spunk, you know that protein packed gob of goo.

Dude I shot my ball fish all up in her grill!

by RandP13 June 16, 2006

Paedo-Fish

paedophile fish , a human with a fish mouth that sexually harasses 7 th graders.

guy #1 : Dude did you see that Paedo-Fish

guy#2 : dip shit that was just jenna and anna

by G-Nay :D May 1, 2010

Angry Fish

When a guy is eating a girl and she has a full body orgasm, her legs slam shut on his face. Pushing his face to look like a fish.

Guy1: "Dude she gave me an angry fish."
Guy2: "Awesome"

by JuSak February 6, 2012

Fish Cunt

A name for an ugly or much disliked person that resembles a fish or has fish like qualities and is a cunt.

Shut up Simon you fish cunt!

Christina is such a fish cunt!

Izy was acting like a total fish cunt!

by Flipdoo Mcgee May 23, 2013

Big Game Fish

A sexual "move" in which you get your friend to wait in your closet with a camera. Then you give it to your girlfriend from behind, wait til she is close to coming and then Big Mac (4 in the pink, 1 in the stink.. just think of how you hold a Big Mac) and with your other hand grab her neck and lift her. And as she is flopping around in your hands, your friend pops out and takes a picture.

"Yeah, last night me and charles big game fish'd joanne."

by Jasondwd November 16, 2006