uno fest

in uno when you put down cards of the same number down and it starts a chain

hey are you going to put down a seven too? lets start a uno fest!

by unofestsarereal November 25, 2020

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Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020

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Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020

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