The most retarded program ever written and posted on the internet.
It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.
Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.
Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.
It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.
Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.
Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.
Guy 1- Were you trying to say something on the F-book today?
Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.
Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.
by MPeds February 5, 2009
Get the Facebook Chatmug. (v.) When you promise to all of your friends on facebook that you will do something. (n.) an promise made on social media in an effort to hold yourself accountable.
I facebook swear that I will never watch the news again after the way the media exploited the worst our country has to offer.
by whocaresaboutNY November 11, 2016
Get the Facebook Swearmug. I walked in on Conor Facebook Slamming! Why doesnt that nigga just watch some porn! I had no idea he was a Facebook Slammer...
by Datt Nigg September 12, 2010
Get the Facebook Slammermug. A girl who looks like a complete 10 on facebook due to angle shots, photoshop, or hours trying to get that one picture that looks nothing like them in real life. These pictures are almost immediately made profile pictures and usually have cleavage for the world to see..However, in reality, these facebook dimes tend to be butterfaces or outright 5's or 6's.
Gray: "Damnn who's your friend with that sexy profile pic"
Max: "Oh that's this girl Heather"
Gray: "Hook it up!"
Max: "Trust me, you don't want it. She's just facebook dime.
Gray: "Damn photoshop"
Max: "Oh that's this girl Heather"
Gray: "Hook it up!"
Max: "Trust me, you don't want it. She's just facebook dime.
Gray: "Damn photoshop"
by Mon-Star April 19, 2010
Get the Facebook Dimemug. Facebook denial is when you wrongfully accuse others of being addicted to facebook or stalking friends online when, in actuality, you are the one is an addicted stalker.
Elliot - Hey, Leigh, do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She has some hardcore facebook denial.
Leigh - yeah she does, we're all trying to help her out but she won't admit it - i hate her.
Leigh - yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She has some hardcore facebook denial.
Leigh - yeah she does, we're all trying to help her out but she won't admit it - i hate her.
by Paul Williamsonsmith January 2, 2008
Get the facebook denialmug. by sickofit2 March 27, 2011
Get the Facebook policemug. Someone that passively trawls Facebook, but doesnt leave a Facebook footprint by writing on walls, commenting or liking things. Facebook lurkers love the book, but seek to create a facade that they're never on it
Hey check out Warrick, he's always looking at Facebook, but never doing anything on it. He's such a Facebook Lurker
by stevethesitch September 8, 2011
Get the Facebook lurkermug.