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french runoff

the electoral ooze that forms the morning after a nationwide voting bacchanalia.
The voters were so out of it, they gave 'em the old "French Runoff."
by Bernard Lupe April 23, 2017
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french trapper

The French trapper is when one person is fucking another or receiving head from another and decides to rip a fart while holding their partner down so that the partner can enjoy their essence more fully as they provide pleasure.
Today my wife insisted on having sex missionary style, so I decided to spice things up by giving her a French trapper. She said she tasted it, and now I'm doing the knuckle shuffle to relieve my blue balls. Totally worth it.
by Greasy E December 19, 2013
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French Connection

A sexual position involving three people, combining oral and vaginal (or anal) intercourse. This is a subset of a menage-a-trois, and specifically refers to positions during which all of the sexual action is centered on one individual.

A classic French Connection is defined as a man sitting with a woman on his lap facing away from him, while a second woman performs oral sex on the woman receiving intercourse from the man.
John and Lisa gave their friend Samantha the French Connection.
by Peter Godly November 6, 2005
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French Handshake

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration
"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!
by samweis July 9, 2010
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french lettuce

An endearing or playful term when referring to a well-used vagina.
The prostitute asked: "Would you like to nibble on my french lettuce?"
by Jamott February 14, 2009
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french backwash

When you cum in the chicks mouth then slap her across the face with your wallet.
Kari- My mouth still hurts from yesterday.
Mrs. Stratton- What hapened?
Kari- Al gave me some french backwash after i gargled his marbles.
by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009
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French Woods

On a majestic hillside, high in the Catskill Mountain Region of New York less than three hours from New York City is French Woods Festival of the Performing Arts. A family run camp since 1970, French Woods has been the innovative leader of individualized programming for children. Four 3-week sessions are offered for campers aged 7-17 from early June through late August. Approximately 600 campers attend each session with a staff of over 300.
More than 85 activities are offered daily in music, art, theater, dance, circus, sports, magic, waterfront, extreme sports and horseback riding. An emphasis is placed on performing arts and traditional camp activities.
French Woods has a totally individualized program which encourages campers to design a schedule that gives them the opportunity to further develop their skills and explore new avenues of interest. The youngest campers have a special program that offers them choice and exposure to all of the French Woods programs, with some extra attention and instruction from their counselors.
Campers fullfil their potential whilst at camp French Woods Festival of the Performing Arts.
by A Head Counselor November 12, 2011
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