fork

a utensil used to start a planes engine.

-why havent you started the plane yet?
-i just broke the fork...

by ..,, January 19, 2008

Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

by Somechick August 12, 2003

forkjob

sometimes, but not often, results in massive amounts of santorum.

That forkjob left a mess all over the walls

by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005

fork

a common alternate name for someone who refuses to stay in sunlight for extended periods of time; derived from the effects of sticking a fork in a microwave in junction to that person being in the sun.

Yeah, baby, that's right. My name is Fork, and I hate sunlight.

by Ken.n.Fork July 29, 2005

dick fork

what awesome people say insted of "fuck" or "shit"

libby: they ate all the potatos
mallory:dick fork
libby:what
mallory:what dick fork its a fucking word you know look it up on fucking urban dictionary!

by Lola the weird girl May 24, 2009

forking

Two guys spooning with an erection.

Ken and Marcus can't forking because they're smooth between the legs.

Boobie can fork though, because she has saran wrap.

by emcubed March 24, 2008

forking

when all guys lie together facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

Rarely do you see guys forking, especially type 2.

by oshlivia November 26, 2006