Fat Man Senses

The event when a fat man can literally sense that another person is trying to hide food from him.

Me: His backpack's unusually large..... My fat man senses are tingling... no wait, that's just my stomach rumbling.

by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010

fat or pregnant dichotomy

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

by randygland25 August 18, 2010

Fat Paul

The finished product after adding LOTS of weed to a blunt or joint (preferably a blunt)

Oh man I smoked that whole Fat Paul and now I can't see, I'm so high!

by veaman1987 December 27, 2011

fat kid jude

he is like a marshmallow, he has a marshmallow shaped head and hes fat like one too

that guy is such a fat kid jude

by Whore-man September 11, 2016

Fat asian

A fat asian is not only a fat asian but somebody that is a chubby british teen.

eg.Chris piss off you fat asian.

by CXLZ November 21, 2016

fat nigga obesity

This is where you eat 25 percent more friend chicken and drink 75 percent more purple koolaid than you need. You will then get diabetes and then you will become obese and be 600-700 pounds and will be on CNN in less than days.

I have fat nigga obesity.

by fat nigga obesity June 4, 2018

fat-fingered

When you dial the wrong phone numbet by mistake.

I'm sorry Sir, I must have fat-fingered your number. My bad!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021