pathetic excuse

the evies

the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

pathetic excuse

the evie’s

the evies are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

Bucket Excuse

An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.

Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!

by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023

apply existn’t

When you make yourself not exist

Bro I’m about to apply existn’t

by Bazz Bazzington June 15, 2023

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities

She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term

by Miktionary January 6, 2024

improper existence

meaning: to literally not exist properly, and is to not be THAT close to become a living human being anymore. hardly ever is used as a meme AND an internet insult on tiktok and youtube note: it didn't ACTUALLY become a meme nor an insult YET, but i hope it does and i hope people use this insult

hey bro.

what?

see that cringy-ass dream stan?

yeah

she got that damn *improper existence* right here lmao

by fandomking2k23 December 1, 2023