Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

evan franks

heckin chonker with bulging eyes

Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks

Person 1: understandable

by jablinski games November 12, 2020

paige evans

to easy to scare and very annoying and slightly funny and loves DYLAN COBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She that paige evans she loves dylan so much

by Ashbin November 6, 2018

Alexis Evans

A person so ignorant that they don't know anyone can write anything on urban dictionary

Alexis evens
Alexis Evans thought race baiting was real

by Proof for pudding 503 August 30, 2017

evan stegall

a very awesome and attractive boy who is a complete savage and boss.

Man you are an evan stegall today

by Wrath of E August 19, 2016

lawrence evans

Lawrence's are well known for their fine, sexy, cute, handsome, irresistible qualities. They tend to have gentlemen like qualities and are always looking so fresh and so clean when around their girlfriend. These men are also known for their killer dimples, their amazing kissies and satisfying the girlfriend they love (girlfriends name usually is veronica)

Man walks by...

Girls: damnnnnn
Girl #1: did you see him?
Girl #2: mhmm
Girl #1: that man MUST be a Lawrence Evans

by veronika zen February 7, 2010

evan gregory

A total ass who is self center. Has no regard for others or their prior engagements. Always tries to force others to do what he is doing

Last night he pulled an Evan Gregory so I started doing crack

by Mountainbiker April 25, 2017