Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 08, 2019

Alexis Evans

A person so ignorant that they don't know anyone can write anything on urban dictionary

Alexis evens
Alexis Evans thought race baiting was real

by Proof for pudding 503 August 31, 2017

evan gregory

A total ass who is self center. Has no regard for others or their prior engagements. Always tries to force others to do what he is doing

Last night he pulled an Evan Gregory so I started doing crack

by Mountainbiker April 25, 2017

evan stegall

a very awesome and attractive boy who is a complete savage and boss.

Man you are an evan stegall today

by Wrath of E March 01, 2016

paige evans

to easy to scare and very annoying and slightly funny and loves DYLAN COBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She that paige evans she loves dylan so much

by Ashbin November 06, 2018

Evan Day

a fat fucking idiot

Stop being an Evan Day, no one likes you.

by ZJasonZ April 28, 2017

Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 05, 2011