by Venomous Gas February 2, 2017
Get the Emmamug. A notoriously foul smelling and asexual beast. Commonly found in Northern Michigan prowling the forsaken streets of towns and active school yards. Once thought to be a docile animal, further research has shown aggressive behavior around seniors and the smallest, red haired children they can sniff out. Defensive mechanisms are known to be very loud and high pitched whining sounds, noxious odors, clawed feet and hands. They are also known to keep the change and snatch food and drinks from the company refrigerator. Avoid at all costs.
Man: "Oh, look! There's an Emma! Run fast and far away children. Don't forget to hide your energy drinks and ask for your change back!"
by PapaJack August 21, 2013
Get the Emmamug. Enjoys maniacally masturbating animals
by cam1111111 June 28, 2012
Get the Emmamug. Emma is a slag. she lies to people to make them hate you so she can have them all to herself. she would fuck anyone for a piece of string and lie and say she is a virgin. her vagina resembles a ducks mouth and smells like the fish bit in morrisons. shes like a black mamba. highly aggressive, and strike with deadly percision and like a black mamba she doesnt only strike once shell strike 12 times in a row.
denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by inderct resistance to her own demands. she is her own worst enemy and trys to put on this big act but never seems to be able to keep it the same changes the story every time and gets found out.
denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by inderct resistance to her own demands. she is her own worst enemy and trys to put on this big act but never seems to be able to keep it the same changes the story every time and gets found out.
friend 1 - what is that slag Emma wearing
friend 2 - i don't fucking know
friend 1 - god shes such a slag
friend 2 - she worse than a crack whore
friend 1 - she would suck any dick
friend 2 - she can suck my dick
friend 1 - shes such a jew
friend 2 - i don't fucking know
friend 1 - god shes such a slag
friend 2 - she worse than a crack whore
friend 1 - she would suck any dick
friend 2 - she can suck my dick
friend 1 - shes such a jew
by Abby May 22, 2016
Get the Emmamug. The sexiest fricken girl whose ever fricken put their hot ass on this earth. Bruh, she's so hot and she will get the hottest boyfriend. Everyone loves her and she is so strong, a great swimmer, and great at flirting. Often having blonde hair and blue eyes with a small dash of freckles. She speaks her mind and is SO loving. She's lit
Hot guy- Bro who is that saucy girl with that hot ride bod over there?? She's sexy!
Person- Yeah I know right. She's hot. Must be an Emma. They're often pretty good lookin and good at some other stuff too. If u know what I'm saying. ;)
Person- Yeah I know right. She's hot. Must be an Emma. They're often pretty good lookin and good at some other stuff too. If u know what I'm saying. ;)
by Oof sexy June 17, 2018
Get the Emmamug. Person 1: "One plus one equals three, right?"
Person 2: "No you idiot, it's two."
Person 1: "Fuck you." *Pushes Person 2*
Person 2: "Jesus fuck stop being such an Emma."
Person 2: "No you idiot, it's two."
Person 1: "Fuck you." *Pushes Person 2*
Person 2: "Jesus fuck stop being such an Emma."
by Zaboomufoo September 28, 2020
Get the Emmamug. Emma the girl you see and think is pretty normal , but when you meet her its like the suprises never stop coming from giggle fits too random outburst. Emma have hard times with guys but once they get past the hard parts they are the best friend or person to be around! <3
Emma is so funny !
by Yourbabydaddy101 March 31, 2017
Get the Emmamug.