Cloth-Eared Elephant 

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

Cloth-Eared Elephant by DCFd2 May 10, 2008

Fucked by an elephant

1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person

2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo

Ex:

1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl

2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant

Fucked by an elephant by FucktardedScarecrow April 16, 2009

pink elephant 

when u are having sex with a woman and when she queefs when u are fucking her and it kinda sounds like a elephant

sharon was so nasty last night she pulled a pink elephant on me

pink elephant by Devious Mastamind May 8, 2011

Hot Pink Elephant 

A situation in which one gives or receives a hot monocle, always under the cover of night, and usually resulting in fat lips and/or abrasions to the head, neck or face. A Hot Pink Elephant must be maintained with the highest level of discretion. A onesie may be worn during the act of a Hot Pink Elephant, but only if said Hot Pink Elephant is being performed in or around a bunk bed.

Damn dude, that situation with Marla last nite turned into a Hot Pink Elephant fo sho!!!

Hot Pink Elephant by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 12, 2009

kissing the elephant 

Taking satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes humping the elephant.

He often makes people uncomfortable because he's the kind of person who likes kissing the elephant.

kissing the elephant by ABK from J&K July 5, 2008

WHITE ELEPHANT 

The act of shooting semen on a female nose and having it dangle over two inches.

I told Wendy at her party to turn around and thats when I gave her the WHITE ELEPHANT!

WHITE ELEPHANT by pet destroyer October 5, 2011

Take that you stupid elephant

Outdoing someone that was attempting to outdo you.

Like when Ashlee Simpson stole Fez away from LiLo and then LiLo banned Ashlee and Jessica from her MTV Award party and then the Simps went ballistic, banned LiLo from Jimmy Fallon's party and spread gossip about LiLo in all the celeb rags.

Take that you stupid elephant.

Take that you stupid elephant by Stupid Elephant January 28, 2006