Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead
You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"
by jomamas November 12, 2013
A serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle glasses from the late 1980's covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. Always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970's to 1980's, the curtains on the van will always be closed.
"Shit son look at ol' Edward Bundy Hands rollin' by ChuckECheese all slow and shit." "Yo god word is bond son I aint never seen no glasses like that since i was bumpin' Boogie Down Productions back in '87 god. He's 7:30, straight up Edward Bundy Hands kid."
by Jake The 12'' Snake November 17, 2009
Edward Cullen from Twilight is charming and girls fall for him, so the Edward Cullen look will charm many women
by serpent king December 12, 2019
Edward Cullin is a character from the Twilight series. He is also the heart throb of many teens and young adults these days.
He is a vampire. He's 17. But he's been seventeen for about a century now. But he falls in love with Bella Swan. And Bella loves him back.
As the story continues, Edward Cullin is MINDFUCKING Bella Swan, but they get back together.
It ends happily, but to find out more, read the book Twilight yourself.
He is a vampire. He's 17. But he's been seventeen for about a century now. But he falls in love with Bella Swan. And Bella loves him back.
As the story continues, Edward Cullin is MINDFUCKING Bella Swan, but they get back together.
It ends happily, but to find out more, read the book Twilight yourself.
by edwardcullinisagoodfishy June 21, 2009
taping one hand to your penis and the other hand to a 40. Then drinking the 40 as fast a possible and trying to jack off before you pass out
by @$!AN May 22, 2011
Edward airplane fingers is similar to the well known "Edward forty hands." But instead taping 40 ozs to each hand, the person tapes an airplane bottle of liquor to each finger on both hands. The main and most important part, is the person can not urinate until all ten bottles have been drank.
by huntaa October 04, 2011
A tween who will fuck anyone, anywhere as long as they sparkle in the sunlight and drive a volvo. They video tape themselfs sleeping to see if men stalk them and A Team Edward Chick would intentionally cut themselfs just to see if any vampires will come and suck their body fluids. They also randomly scream at pale pretty people in the streets. Keep away with Caution.
Holy shit! that girl is such A Team Edward Chick! I was wearing my sequined shirt today in the park and she randomly jumped ontop of me and begged me to bite her! W-T-F?!
by Jimmy Neutron the third January 18, 2010