Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who makes a bad take and quickly backtracks on it because of backlash.

Person 1: Guys, I take that back, I've changed my mind.
Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.

by uo3rfhieufheufhieofjjwopel August 30, 2021

douche ex machina

Someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.

The party was really great, until that douche ex machina John showed up and started acting like an asshole like he always does.

by Sarah Bellum June 12, 2008

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 8, 2004

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

douche-a-palooza

1) Gathering of douches in a secluded area.

2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.

1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."

2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"

by Dziadosz April 2, 2008

Douche Pump

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

by Dembo34 July 1, 2008

douche potato

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.

little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009