Doing the Markus

To show one's buttocks to someone in a stylish and elaborate manner as an expression of condescension, in particular in cases in which the receiving person has asserted unnecessary and unwarranted claims of possession over something or someone.

The expression has a connotation of subtlety: It is often understood that the intended recipient is not aware of the move, while people in the know will recognise the gesture easily. The move does not need to include literal showing of the buttocks; an allusion to such a gesture is often understood when speaking about "doing the Markus".

She's doing the Markus right in front of him, and he doesn't even notice.

by jeang85 January 6, 2018

Doing A Simon

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions

We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon

by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

Doing a Butters

Peeing at the urinal like Butters, the little boy from South Park, with your pants down past your knees.

Didja see Tom in the Men's room? He was doing a Butters.

by justaguy42 July 20, 2011

Doing a Harry

Trying to barricade a doorway while preparation phase is over and dying to a rusher in Rainbow Six Siege

Oh damn you just did a Harry

Oh no I think Im doing a Harry right now

by TotallyNotHarry October 19, 2019

do a wellsey

fuck up big style, generally whilst doing something really easy.

"my god, he's done a wellsey" Bernie Klein 2004

by Bernie Klein May 24, 2004

do it jiggle

having big tits or big ass

Girl : *has nice tits*
Boy : Woah do it jiggle?

by akuselalumalas June 16, 2023

do it for the team

Is a phrase used in a few situations, most common is when you are seeing a girl and her best friend likes your friend and so she wants to double date, and the only way you are going to get with your girl is if your friend comes along to the date, but it usually turns out that her best friend is fat or sum ugly bitch that noone would fuck. Fat bitches usually fuck things up so your friend decides to come along anyway so you can take your girl sumwhere else and bang her.

Fred: Hey John Sarah's friend Mel wants to go on a double date with you.

John: Fuck man Mel is one fat bitch she'll rape me...but ill do it for the team

by 451234124321 March 30, 2008