dive bomb monkey plunge

Dive bomb monkey plunge is when a partner stands on the high end of the couch and jumps down onto the participating partner in pile drive position inserting cock.

I was so high up on the Dive Bomb Monkey Plunge I was lucky that I was able to hit the hole.

by MuddyBottoms May 8, 2022

Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

by The Roshh January 26, 2020

Dive-Scoop

To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.

To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper

2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation

3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow

4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)

Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*

Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*

Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*

Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*

by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010

pearl diving

Ejaculating at the bottom of the pool then waiting for the “Pearls” to rise to the top before diving in to collect them.

I watched as Jimmy sank to the bottom of the pool and moments later I went pearl diving to collect my prize.

by gfunk44 November 8, 2021

Pit Diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal

That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.

by alp2713 December 16, 2017

Cliff Diving

To abruptly dive into a situation without thinking it through.

Man I sure lost my ass on this deal. I should’ve thought about first instead I went Cliff Diving.

by Mind_surgeon March 21, 2023

Boogle-Dive

To "Boogle Dive" refers to a statistically rare phenomenon found only during a tandem skydive. This unlikely event occurs when a criminally-minded or literal criminal (often notorious) aka "outlaw" unknowingly ends up tethered to an active duty or recently retired law enforcement officer and they form an unintentional bond with each other that can never be separated due to their conjoined fall toward an almost imminent death together.

"I just found out that jump instructor is a cop and Bronwyn just performed a boogle-dive!

by Tekorji November 26, 2020