To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023
Get the Muff divemug. When u lay ike a sniper and start singing love songs to the pussy... dive in no spotter necessary...laa laa laa naa naa naa...
by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024
Get the Pussy divingmug. Random Newb: Yo how'd you get into the Gallywix Dive Team?
Team member: Honestly I'm not even that good at PvP, but I am a certified ass eater.
Random Newb: Oh, nice. I eat ass too, can I join?
Team member: Sure! */ginvite*
Team member: Honestly I'm not even that good at PvP, but I am a certified ass eater.
Random Newb: Oh, nice. I eat ass too, can I join?
Team member: Sure! */ginvite*
by BestAssEaterEastCoast December 13, 2021
Get the Gallywix Dive Teammug. It’s when a girl lays on her belly and holds her legs together and the man inserts on top, and the girl twerks or Gyrates while the man is inside
by Hdizzel August 13, 2022
Get the Alabama high divemug. I was looking for my bag
by Aloha1980 March 7, 2017
Get the Trash divingmug. Trying out one cafe after another on Pacific Coast Highway, regardless of its likely reputation.
This is not our original phrase, but perfectly described a favorite repeated activity by my most loved person and me.
This is not our original phrase, but perfectly described a favorite repeated activity by my most loved person and me.
by Past Pedestrian May 22, 2010
Get the [Diving along the Coast]mug. The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter February 19, 2012
Get the Junk Divingmug.