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The Oxford Dictionary

A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.
John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"
by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010
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Suburban Dictionary

Noun referring to website urbandictionary.com, which is mostly comprised of slang words that are created by non-urban dwellers.
"Dude, I tried to use my new slang from urbandictionary.com in the hood but nobody knew what I was talking about."

"Yea, that's because those words are created by urban wanna-be's with programmer tans in the 'burbs. They should call it the suburban dictionary."
by Stacey Fay July 30, 2007
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urban dictioneer

A person who makes entries into the offbeat children's website Urban Dictionary urbandictionary.com

Normally, they are individuals who think they are far funnier than they actually are, entries to the dictionary often reflect this.

They sometimes vary in forms and one may come across the pisstaker variety, whereby they make an entry in the urban dictionary, simply to ridicule other urban dictioneers.

It is somewhat a mystery how urban dictioneers are capable of converting electronic writing into actual excrement.
please see previous entry for an example of an urban dictioneer
by Master George January 27, 2007
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Urban Dictionary Douche

Somebody who thinks they're cool because they know a million definitions on this site. They spend their time bragging on how they the name of every sexual position involving feces and belittle people who don't know every single definition here.
Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!

Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.

Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!

Normal Person: Get welded.
by tejastejastejas August 26, 2009
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Urban Dictionary ad hominem

When one posts a definition that may be offensive to a specific audience based on nationality, race, gender etc., and then all the posting individual's definitions receive the same amount of dislikes.

Idiots who do Urban Dictionary ad hominem often times do not have sufficient imagination, vocabulary, or sense of humor to post a response.
After posting the definition belgian shower, my other definitions immediately received the same amount of dislikes. Should have known them Belgians would do Urban Dictionary ad hominem.
by dah Bodawg January 21, 2011
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urben dictionery

hahaha urben dictionery
by stupidman August 25, 2006
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Urba-diction

Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions.

Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.

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x: She was doing just fine 'til the urba-diction got her.

y: Yeah, they need a PROGRAM for that.
by escuchon July 27, 2008
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