A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.
Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."
by Autodidact904 January 6, 2017
Get the guitar depressionmug. by Random but not really November 30, 2017
Get the tumbling depressionmug. a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.
Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
by M3M3life December 22, 2021
Get the seasonal depressionmug. Guy 1: I hate all these girls posting pics with new friends from parties and crying when they don't actually hangout
Guy 2: it's the fuckin cyclical depression man. They do it to themselves
Guy 2: it's the fuckin cyclical depression man. They do it to themselves
by Swagkiller469 June 7, 2018
Get the cyclical depressionmug. David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."
by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011
Get the Coldstone Depressionmug. noun
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010
Get the Freshmanic Depressionmug. The act of becoming depressed after looking at someone's album online and realizing your weren't invited.
sally suffered severe album depression after she signed into facebook sunday morning and saw kelly's newest album, "Best saturday night everrr", and realized that she wasn't invited to kelly's party.
by websterspocketdic May 22, 2009
Get the Album Depressionmug.