Daddy Roulette

A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.

James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?

Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.

(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)

(Nine Months Later...)

Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!

by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019

memey daddy

the father of all meme daddy

also known as "god"

come here memey daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Puffmeemee June 3, 2018

Virgin Daddy

The one guy that gets everything but sex. This can include oral, hand job, or anal, just not vaginal penetration.

As a freshmen John became a virgin daddy to stay within his religious boundaries.

by Virgin_daddy March 5, 2017

daddy hitler

typically used after describing nathan’s stupidity/gayness

“nathan is so gay for dom”
“cool now let’s talk about daddy hitler”

by lilmissa July 31, 2018

Rat Daddy

Literally the ruler of hell. Has a fetish for rats. Hella big dick energy. Nobody can defeat her.

Person 1: Did you see Rat Daddy?

Person 2: Yeah, her dick is so big.

by Rat Daddyyy November 19, 2018

Daddy Kisser

A grown man who still kisses his father on the lips.

"Met Danny's parents this weekend, turns out he's a daddy kisser. He said hello and smooched that old man right on the lips."

by Aladeen6969 April 19, 2017

Daddy Obama

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president, mainly because everyone has the desire of President Obama being there dad, you most likely, also have that wish.

Aydan: I really wish Daddy Obama would be my dad one day..

by very hot man November 19, 2019