Pearl Diving

jerking off in a pool or body of water
my mom caught me pearl diving in the pool and now shes taking me to a psychologist
by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018
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pearl diving

Ejaculating at the bottom of the pool then waiting for the “Pearls” to rise to the top before diving in to collect them.
I watched as Jimmy sank to the bottom of the pool and moments later I went pearl diving to collect my prize.
by gfunk44 November 08, 2021
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Pearl Diving

The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).
"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'
by eyeRobot February 26, 2019
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Pearl Diving

When you shove the ice cream cone up your partner's anus or vagina and proceed to eat the ice cream.
"She had a kink for food so we decided to do pearl diving."
by popkxw May 05, 2024
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Cum Diving

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.
She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.
by Dirtier Old Man March 23, 2018
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Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.
My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.
by The Roshh January 26, 2020
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russian dive

A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea
I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again
by INVADERCHUCK April 30, 2016
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