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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
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dive movie

A low budget movie that never made it to theaters(mainstream)
Man. That was a total dive movie!
by celicasupra December 30, 2015
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Swan dive off the sundeck

A phrase used to express extreme disapproval with a certain scenario/situation
“If I lose this hand of poker, I swear I’m gonna swan dive off the sundeck”
I can’t believe I went all in on pocket two’s and lost all my chips in poker- now I’m gonna go swan dive off the sundeck”
by Mdrzik26 December 18, 2019
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Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses
Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.
by blackjew1423 March 17, 2020
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camera dive

a camera dive is a very used technique in a lot of ironic tiktoks .
its basically when someone cringy (on tiktok) get's dueted and the so called "camera dive" is used.

the camera dive itself is when the dueter just jumps into the camera for no apparent reason as a joke.
ohhh.... crap i just broke my iphone screen by doing a camera dive into it lol.
by discount_coke February 6, 2019
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Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!
My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.
by mandudno2 August 17, 2011
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Dive Bombing

Jumping from a 40ft ladder while naked, as to slam into the lubed up vagina of a woman at the bottom of the ladder, all while screeching like a German Junkers Ju 87's ram-air siren!
I was Dive Bombing my girlfriend yesterday. Sadly we had to stop, as we woke up her parents
by TheTipsySailor March 13, 2024
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