dildo beans

bean shaped dildo's {i don't even know}

your mother uses dildo beans

by devon potwin November 07, 2008

dildo sanchez

1.Term most commonly used by horny highschool guys that will never get laid. Most oftenly an exclamation of hard penetration or rapid intercourse. Used sometimes as a transative verb or a prepositional phrase in itself.
2.Alias used by a horny kid named Zack
3.Large black parts hammering an undersized component.

Justin:"Heh, bet that chick takes it hard."
Zack:"F*in Dildo Sanchez, grrruahrhehr."
Justin:"Shut up, fag."

by BurninPanda March 30, 2005

dildo breath

someone who has dildo breath. The person sucks dildos all day long. If you would like to know who dildo breath smells like go smell olivias breath

olivias breath

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

dildo motherfuck

a way to greet those close and dear to yourself.

usually followed by "anus" or "mcfuck"

when phone rings..."ahhhh, dildo motherfuck mcfuck, how you doing?"

by JAMBO McPearson December 03, 2003

dildo monger

a term in which someone says you should be hit in the face with a purple dildo and get it shoved in your butt

you stupid dildo monger,a lot of my friends

by joshtheawesomeone April 29, 2011

pigheaded dildo

A useless person.

My husband is a pigheaded dildo. He can't do anything right.

by 13eautiful June 12, 2011

dildo spike

A practical joke in which you throw your friend naked out of a second story window onto a dildo laced with pcp and fire ants.

Juans pretty drunk, i bet he would even be able to identify us in a felony case if we dildo spiked him!

by Dr SlangBang February 07, 2011