Suck a dick day

October 21. is a national suck a dick day!

"hey guys you can just let her suck your dick!"

"why?"

"Its october 21. which means its Suck a dick day!"

by lolandiooooop October 20, 2019

Dick Points

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.

Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.

by Dintastic January 20, 2009

Dick Busher

The bush of a woman's vagina that covers the man's cock during intercourse.

That woman's hairy vagina will sure give you a great dick busher.

by big boy bobby April 7, 2010

Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button

man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty

by Daxter286 November 25, 2011

dick2bomb

it's when a dick you take is so good that it's bomb

Girl 1: "Why don't you just break up with him?"

Girl 2: "Dick2bomb."

by mojojojosourpuss December 2, 2013

dick pickling

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.

Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018

Dick punch December

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.

Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

by Bloodymary&me November 6, 2018