Shark Dicked 

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.

Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.

Shark Dicked by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Protein Dispersion 

When a man ejaculates his semen.

My buddy is taking a 10 day cruise to the Islands where he plans to enjoy the sunny beaches, the beautiful ladies, and hopefully some "Protein Dispersion"!

Protein Dispersion by talk2me-JCH2 October 5, 2016

Dio 

You thought this was a definition..

..But it was me! DIO!!

Dio by That fujoshi under your bed May 31, 2020

Dildis 

What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.

Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.

Dildis by swellness January 9, 2012

DIO 

Your lord and savior.

jojo vs dio is an all time classic amiright ora muda wryyy

DIO by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019

Dipdoodle 

A fatass. Someone who is very fat.

Hey, look at that dipdoodle over there! He must be over 400 pounds!

Dipdoodle by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsfasdf August 22, 2011