serial daddy

When a guy has three or more children by different mother's. Especially when the children were born at the same time.

She won't talk about the father of her child because he's a serial daddy.

by Cemetery Man October 16, 2015

Daddy Roulette

A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.

James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?

Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.

(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)

(Nine Months Later...)

Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!

by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019

Daddy Obama

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president, mainly because everyone has the desire of President Obama being there dad, you most likely, also have that wish.

Aydan: I really wish Daddy Obama would be my dad one day..

by very hot man November 19, 2019

Mecha Daddy

Only thing stronger then your Daddy and James Jackson's final form.

"My Dad would beat up your Dad.."
"Well my Mecha Daddy has shoulder mounted missile launchers and will leave your Dad eviscerated"

by JaceKnowerOfAllThings May 13, 2019

stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan

Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man

by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019

daddy dice

The best daddy there is, he's always too hot even when he doesn't mean to be ;-)

Daddy Dice is the best person in the whole universe

Ground me, Daddy Dice

by notgambling January 14, 2018

paddy and daddy

a really bad gay porn show where the main character (Paddy) has sex with his daddy. the show has been filmed in one day and sometimes there are special guest called honey. some times the uncle joins in on the fun. it is a kids show and should be watched by all ages. Make sure you watch the show there is a new episode every week. HAVE FUN :)

yess paddy and daddy it is my favourite kids show

by mesgrez April 3, 2020