Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.
Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.
Guy 1: What a couch crusader.
by PseudoSocial June 16, 2018
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being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online
- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed
- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.
ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)
its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online
- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed
- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.
ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)
its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋
by marioispeng November 3, 2020
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Other friend: what?
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Other friend: what?
Friend: It’s national ask your crush out day!
by Kiddossssss November 20, 2019
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by secretperson😶 October 4, 2020
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by Alex wolford fan January 21, 2022
Get the I’m ready to crush 3rd grade mug.The most loyal, dedicated, and loudest fans in the world of highschool sports. They are fans of the Bergen Catholic Crusaders in Oradell NJ. Home of the best student-athletes in NJ. They paint their entire bodies before every football game and no one would ever be dumb enough to cross them. Their main rivals are the Don Bosco fans, who are not nearly as good. Even though they are great guys when it comes to game time they are vicious and ruthless fans willing to do whatever they can for their team.
by ultralaxer4 June 7, 2011
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