cyclist

A cyclist is a lazy cunt who can't be bothered walking, while pretending to be morally superior because they don't drive.

Oh for fuck sake, how many cyclists have I had to try and get past today?

by I Hate Political Correctness November 25, 2019

anal cyclone

A straight origy involving only rapid fire anal play.

My husband and I went to our first swingers party last night and it turned into a full blown, overwhelming anal cyclone. Now I'm shitting pancakes.

by Squid's House October 6, 2013

motor cycling

when your have sex with a girl and she is pretending to rev a motorbike up instead of twisting the handle she is twisting your dick

dude I was fucking my girl and she totally started motor cycling me

by yourfavouritespartan February 23, 2014

Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE April 13, 2011

new york city cyclone

When you shit into a ceiling fan with the hershey squirts and it goes down onto your sexual partner who you are whilst fucking them doggy style and ejaculate into there ass.

Person A: "Oh man I was fucking her so hard in the ass last night I did a new York city cyclone"

Person B: "yeah that's great now I'm not hungry anymore"

by Haku Shimapans July 12, 2015

cyclops

A verb, to cyclops. You're having sex with a girl from behind, and just before you finish, you spit on her back so that she thinks you came. Then, when she turns around, you come in her eye.

Tracy wears an eyepatch ever since Dan cyclops'd her.

by Captain Brucematical January 6, 2005

Cyclops date

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.

I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.

by maxinca May 15, 2012