crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.
by Yahoones February 13, 2023
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crystal soul

The Soul of one's obsession of Crystals. Dedicating their lives to the shine, glow, and structure of Crystals.
You must love Crystals, don't you? Who knows, you might be a Crystal Soul.
by Crystal Soul May 08, 2017
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When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 28, 2017
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Crystal Cock

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."
by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020
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Crystal Wreath

Crystal Wreath
a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.

Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.
by Han from myspace December 23, 2021
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Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks
Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up
by AySly February 03, 2023
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Crystal Pierre

Crystal Pierre is a beautiful, talented, amazing girl. She is so passionate and someday she's gonna become a well known actress. She's very good at dancing and can also rap a little! She's gorgeous even if she doesn't see it herself. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. She's also a HUGEEEEEEEE Billie Eilish fan , she LOVESSSSSSS Billie so much. She also loves Justin Bieber, but Billie is her favourite. 😍🥰😘
Hey did you hear about that amazing actress?
Yeah um I think her name is like Crystal Pierre right?!
Yeah she is so beautiful, talented and amazing!!!!!!
by crystalpierre_ November 11, 2020
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