The filmy, dark and smelly substance that accrues within the general area of one's genitalia; especially after a long, hot day that included heavy walking.
My fellow passengers on the elevator looked at me with disgust and crinkled their noses--my darn crotch rot was acting up again.
by Shmendor March 10, 2011
When a woman is so disgustingly fat that she has huge rolls hanging over her crotch area, resembling a 2nd set of tits.
Some woman with crotch tits at the airport requested a wheelchair and the whole plane had to wait on her. She's not disabled, she's just too fat and lazy to walk.
by Big scuNk February 27, 2011
by The Cason-Point February 01, 2010
an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear
guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
by Flappy McSpitz February 07, 2009
A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'
by Doujinshi March 02, 2009
a girl/woman that does not maintain or take care of their genital area.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.
they have an EXTREMELY hairy vagina.
by iloveshavedpussies October 24, 2008
Joe "She's just whining about her croutch wound, and if she doesnt' stop I'm gonna collect on that rib she owes us."
by Neo June 15, 2003