croomfiationship

Twitter slang; a combination of croomf and situationship to mean a mutual crush (cr-) between two mutuals (-oomf) that results in an undefined, low-stakes, and intense romantic relationship.

Person A: Ugh, I keep seeing my ex-croomfiationship on the tl and accidentally liked one of their retweets. I thought I soft-blocked them.
Person B: Honestly, I'd deactivate if I were you.

by ilovemybfpedropascal January 22, 2024

crooder

When a crippled uses a scooter to mobilize.

Why are there so many crooders in the hallway

by Pencollector February 6, 2024

crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

crookedkevin8

An epic dude

person1: omg is that crookedkevin8?

person2: OMG IT IS CROOKEDKEVIN8!!!!

by Bradlyissoooocool November 25, 2023

crookhorn college

A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.

Person 1: ew look how chavvy she is!

Person 2: it’s definitely because she goes to crookhorn college

by A student at crookhorn college December 1, 2023

Crookshanked

When a person is deemed to be bad at something and they go to the extremes to prove themselves, resulting in failure and proving their lack of said skill

Thomas got so mad he didn't make the swim team that he crookshanked their first practice by swimming laps, resulting in the lifeguard having to save him.

by trei3 July 20, 2024

Crooked rular

Someone is ment to be straight (or says they are) but, acts very gay

Why do you have so many pics of buff men on your phone? Are you gay?

No im fully straight

You're a crooked rular

by Fluffy'n'feathery February 20, 2024