ilovemybfpedropascal's definitions

croomfiationship

Twitter slang; a combination of croomf and situationship to mean a mutual crush (cr-) between two mutuals (-oomf) that results in an undefined, low-stakes, and intense romantic relationship.

Person A: Ugh, I keep seeing my ex-croomfiationship on the tl and accidentally liked one of their retweets. I thought I soft-blocked them.
Person B: Honestly, I'd deactivate if I were you.

by ilovemybfpedropascal January 22, 2024