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Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
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Nagative Creep

To nag someone in a creepy fashion
He was standing in the kitchen in the dark telling me to do the dishes being a total nagative creep
by Eisor October 20, 2021
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Creep

In video games (mostly The Binding of Isaac, but some others) creep refers to a damage-dealing liquid on the ground. May deal damage to players, enemies, or both.
Upon taking damage, the item causes you to leave a trail of red creep behind you which deals 6 damage per second to enemies.
by Caustic_ July 21, 2021
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Language creep

lan·guage
1.
the principal method of human communication, consisting of words used in a structured and conventional way and conveyed by speech, writing, or gesture
"a study of the way children learn language"
2.
a system of communication used by a particular country or community.
"the book was translated into twenty-five languages"

creep
1.
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed.
"he crept downstairs, hardly making any noise"

2.
(of a plant) grow along the ground or other surface by means of extending stems or branches.
"thorny roses crept up the dull gray walls"

Language Creep
How words, Symbols and there meanings/definitions slowly grow and change over time to include a larger and more broad scope from that of its original definition and or meaning.
Such as how the language "White supremisy" has grown from and not only to including Neo-nazis and the Ku Klux Klan but political, economic and cultural system in which whites overwhelmingly control power and material resources, conscious and unconscious ideas of white superiority and entitlement are widespread, and relations of white dominance and non-white subordination are daily reenacted across a broad array of institutions and social settings.

Language Creep.
by Mr.13509 August 14, 2021
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Piece creep

A person who creeps on penis. They creep on penis (piece) because they are attracted to penis, whether they are a woman or a man.

They desire the penis.
"Haha dude that slut is gagging for some dick, shes such a piece creep"

"That guy couldn't be more gay, what a piece creep"
by RealGHomie October 30, 2012
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creep mission

a mission, hunt, venture, or plan where the ultimate goal is to engage in sexual activity
She was on a creep mission at the bar; he came over for a creep mission on Wednesday night; our group project turned into a creep mission when I went over to his place to make the power point.
by blankbitch November 7, 2012
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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
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